Lelaki hensem vs Lelaki Tak Hensem

Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam

Perempuan akan cakap:

woow, cool giler...

kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam

Perempuan akan cakap:

eleh perasan bagus...

kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat

Perempuan akan kata:

nobody's perfect

kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat

perempuan akan cakap:

memang.... muka pun macam pecah rumah!

kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yg diganggu,

perempuan akan cakap:

wah.. machonya.. macam hero filem!

kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu

Perempuan akan kata:

entah2 kawan dia...

kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik,

perempuan akan kata:

sepadan sangat...

kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik,

perempuan akan kata:

mesti kena bomoh perempuan tuh!

kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih,

perempuan akan kata:

jangan sedih, kan saya ada..

kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih,

perempuan akan kata:...

(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah,

patutlah, tengok saja luarannya)...

kalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang

perempuan akan cakap:

perasaannya halus...penuh kasih sayang

kalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang

perempuan akan cakap:

sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi...

kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW

perempuan akan cakap:

matching... hebat luar dalam

kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW

perempuan akan cakap:

bang, bosnya mana?...

kalau lelaki handsome tak mau bergambar

perempuan akan cakap:

pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar

kalau lelaki tak handsome tak mau bergambar

perempuan akan kata:

tak sanggup melihat hasilnya ya?...

kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan

perempuan akan cakap:

ini barulah lelaki gentlemen

kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan

perempuan akan cakap:

naluri pembantu, memang begitu....

kalau lelaki handsome bersedih hati

perempuan akan cakap:

let me be your shoulder to cry on

kalau lelaki tak handsome bersedih hati

perempuan akan kata:

kuat nangis!! lelaki ke bukan ni?

heheheheh......

The ladies will find this interesting

People are never satisfied

Men: 1. All men are extremely busy.

2. Although they are so busy, they still have timefor women.

3. Although they have time for women, they don'treally care for them.

4. Although they don't really care for them, theyalways have one around. (sooooooooooo true.....!!) 5. Although they always have one around them, theyalways try their luck with others.(sooooooo true..!!)

Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something elegant to wear.

4. Although they never have something elegant to wear,they always dress beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just 'an old rag'.

6. Although their clothes are always 'just an old rag', they still expect you to compliment them.

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

by the way... today is 09.09.09..... happy 999 everybody.....